Wednesday, August 25, 2004

I'll beat you up!

Earlier this morning Beryl threatened to beat me with a cooked lasagna noodle, but just a few minutes ago she repeatedly whacked Amy with an envelope. Shocking, shocking.

Friday, August 20, 2004

*Sob*

Beryl has been gone since Wednesday at 2. Our little office is so quiet without her. :(

Wednesday, August 18, 2004

you people are so strange

Beryl frequently says to us, "You people are so strange." in an exasperated voice. SHE, however is the one who talks to herself. Half the time when she's talking to me I assume that it's a continuation of the long dialogues she has with herself and with her computer, and then get scolded for not paying attention.

Tuesday, August 17, 2004

Har Har Har

Beryl responded to our comments about her laughter by saying:
I have a hearty laugh! Har har har!

Loudest laugh ever

Beryl has the loudest laugh EVER. She sits three feet away from me, and sometimes I find it quite distracting.

Welcome to Beryl World!

This is a website dedicated to the joys of sharing an office with Beryl.
Today Beryl: did a dramatic reading of my horoscope
informed us of the sales at Jewel
swore like a sailor
let us know that she has seven nephews who are brats