beryl world

Porpoise?

2005-06-14T13:19:00.000-07:00

Today, on the phone, Beryl says:
"My nephew had a stuffed porpoise stuffed animal that he just loved."

Porpoise? As opposed to a dolphin? Could you really tell the difference?

Time flies

2005-06-14T13:17:00.000-07:00

Beryl said to me today, "You know what they say, time flies when you're having a good time."

What? As opposed to time flies when you're having fun, I suppose. She claims that I have a different version of this adage because I'm younger. I disagree.

Peace

2004-10-01T10:21:00.000-07:00

Beryl: (after I made some semi-rude comment) You don't want peace do you?
Me: No, I don't want a piece of you Beryl. Are you trying to intimidate me?
Beryl: No, PEACE, not piece. (walks out of the office)
Beverley: (laughing) Well, that does sound like something she'd say.

something in the air

2004-09-20T08:03:00.000-07:00

I am just posting today because I feel like the happiest person around!?!??! I have been giggling all morning. What is going on?!?! I think there is something in the air!!! By the way, how is the new office-mate?!?

Chicken

2004-09-17T13:08:00.000-07:00

No, Beryl isn't a chicken, but she sure loves eating it. She has told me on several occasions that if you use wine when cooking chicken that it opens it up and allows it to better absorb herbs and spices.
She made me taste her chicken when we ate lunch in the cafeteria today. I'm not a big meat eater, but I'll eat poultry from time to time, and I must say, it was pretty tasty.

Beryl on laundry

2004-09-09T13:00:00.000-07:00

I had to do six load and that isn't even with my fall and winter clothes! I save on my cleaning bills because I'm allergic to wool.

Beryl on gambling

2004-09-09T11:59:00.000-07:00

They do have nickel slots but they sure do eat up the nickels.

why?!?

2004-09-02T13:34:00.000-07:00

Beryl asked me this morning if I am good for anything because I didn't know where the fedex papers are! she has to say sth along those lines everyday that i walk into the office?
why is she so mean?

Last Day

2004-08-30T11:54:00.000-07:00

Today is my last day in this office-last day being 3 feet behind Beryl. Today is a sad sad day. I don't know what I am going to do without my daily dose of Beryl and Eliina. sniff sniff.......

alcohol

2004-08-30T11:32:00.000-07:00

Can you imagine Beryl drunk?

I'll beat you up!

2004-08-25T13:01:00.001-07:00

Earlier this morning Beryl threatened to beat me with a cooked lasagna noodle, but just a few minutes ago she repeatedly whacked Amy with an envelope. Shocking, shocking.

She's a beater!

2004-08-25T13:01:00.000-07:00

Beryl likes to say, "I'm going to whip you with a wet lasagna noodle!" Very violent. Very scary.

I didn't do anything!!!

2004-08-23T13:02:00.000-07:00

She whistles and I don't know how to make her stop!!!!!

2004-08-23T13:00:00.000-07:00

Beryl is back....and the office is back to normal. Well as normal as it can be with Beryl.

Sob

2004-08-20T14:12:00.000-07:00

Beryl has been gone since Wednesday at 2. Our little office is so quiet without her. :(

you people are so strange

2004-08-18T09:10:00.000-07:00

Beryl frequently says to us, "You people are so strange." in an exasperated voice. SHE, however is the one who talks to herself. Half the time when she's talking to me I assume that it's a continuation of the long dialogues she has with herself and with her computer, and then get scolded for not paying attention.

"She likes it rough!"

2004-08-17T14:09:00.000-07:00

is what Beryl says, as she's now shaking my chair!
She also says, "This candy makes me moist."

Har Har Har

2004-08-17T13:43:00.000-07:00

Beryl responded to our comments about her laughter by saying:
I have a hearty laugh! Har har har!

2004-08-17T13:23:00.000-07:00

Beryl sits 3 feet behind me-and sometimes she distracts me with her laugh as well. When I first met her I thought she was "nuts"! But somehow she grew on me and now when she's not in the office I feel quite alone.

Loudest laugh ever

2004-08-17T13:02:00.000-07:00

Beryl has the loudest laugh EVER. She sits three feet away from me, and sometimes I find it quite distracting.

Welcome to Beryl World!

2004-08-17T12:40:00.000-07:00

This is a website dedicated to the joys of sharing an office with Beryl.
Today Beryl: did a dramatic reading of my horoscope
informed us of the sales at Jewel
swore like a sailor
let us know that she has seven nephews who are brats